Election Day Funny Quotes

The people who cast the votes decide nothing. Young people need to stay involved in the process by continuing to pay attention to the conversation and holding their leaders accountable for the decisions they make.

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Election day funny quotes. If they will stop telling lies about us I will stop telling the truth about them. Funny election day jokes and political jokes for election day for parents teachers and children. It reminded me that being an active engaged citizen and voter is critical to the success of our democracy.

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The political process does not end on Election Day. Wed all like to vote for the best man but hes never a candidate. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

An election is coming. Poems and Paragraphs by Robert Elliott. Vote today have a better future tomorrow.

Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. It is enough that the people know there was an election. Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other and the candidates spend so much time making each other s speeches that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in.

My start in politics was watching my parents go to the polls on election day. These jokes are perfect for election day and the runup to an election and are great for parents teachers politicians. Our one vote can change our future.

I always stand out by the voting lines on Election Day and I cant tell you how many people say Ive never voted for a Democrat in my life but Im splitting my ticket for you. Politicians are like diapersThey both need changing regularly and for the same reason. I offer my opponents a bargain.

Henry cate vii politics in the modern day has become a joke. The problem with political jokes is they get elected. If we vote for the right person today we will have more opportunities and facilities tomorrow to live a better life.

20 Voting Quotes That Will Inspire You to Take Action on Election Day. - James Bovard Civil Libertarian. George Eliot Felix Holt 1866.

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No wonder we have difficulty achieving and maintaining an election. The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time and I doubt that anybody would notice. An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.

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Why pay money to have your family tree traced. Stuyvesant Fish is to give a fairy-tale ball at Newport. Check out our collection of clean election day jokes for people looking for political humor that is safe for kids of all ages.

For many Americans especially women people of color and LGBTQ people the days since then have been a difficult time so we could all use a few historical quotes to calm the post-election. Somebody should go as a campaign promise. The people who count the votes decide everyt - Joseph Stalin.

It is time to cheer and give a vote without any fear by keeping your mind clear. Quotations for Election Day. Funny Status 2 5 Ratings I just made Romney noodles Obama self.

I wish politicians cared half as much about doing their job as they do about getting elected. Nov 8 2016 - Explore Bandgeek202s board Election quotes on Pinterest. Go into politics and.

Theyre more engaged and thoughtful than we give them credit for. 22 Witty Quotes About Elections 1. Is 240 years old.

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